Imagine no possessions.
E: So welcome, Mr Lennon. Nice car you've got there.
JL: Yes, I can't imagine what life would be like without it!
E: Now, I'll bet you had a good laugh when the Olympic closing ceremony included the words "Imagine there's no countries?"
2012 OLYMPICS MEDAL TABLE
EARTH: 301G 302S 302B
VENUS: 1G 0S 0B
PLANET THARG: 1G 0S 0B
The Venus score includes a gold medal for Miss Williams in the tennis.
The Planet Tharg score includes a special medal for Boris Johnson in the men's zip wire.
Boris Johnson celebrates winning a gold medal.
JL: Yes, indeed. But you know, like, my true message is of universal peace and love, like.
E: Indeed. Now, how about "Imagine no religion?" Does that include Maharishi Mahesh Yogi?
Imagine no religion.
JL: Ah, we were deceived there, you know. We thought he was an enlightened spiritual leader, but he turned out to be just another dirty old man who wanted money. What's more, he promised to teach me to levitate, like, but I never got the hang of it.
Levitation. Do not try this without a swimming pool.
E: Well, keep reading my blog, and you may get the spiritual nourishment you are seeking. I see that Liverpool "John Lennon" Airport has taken another line from your hymn, "Above us only sky," as its motto.
JL: Yes; they should try and get the roof mended, like.
Above us only sky.
E: Well, thank you, Mr Lennon, I feel you've suffered enough today, so we won't mention Yoko Ono.
Taking the peace out of Lennon.
