Amazingly, I found this on www.richarddawkins.net.
We interviewed a few famous Catholics, and asked their opinions of the God Spray.
"I've told all the bloggers that they're damned, Holy Father."
Vincent Nichols: "It's using my God Spray that keeps me so cheerful. No need to worry about what's going on in the Archdiocese of Westminster - a blast of God Spray puts everything right. But don't you dare blog about it."
Hans Küng is marketing his own fragrance.
Hans Küng: "No, don't use God Spray. Use MY fragrance instead. I need more people to believe in ME. After all, I'm a learned professor who has written 9027 books about Catholicism!"
The God Spray is available in Tablet form, as well.
Catherine Pepinster: "Just take one of our bitter pills, and you will be suffused by a warm feeling of sanctimonyty. In fact, there's no need even to take them, just buy our Tablets and throw them away as soon as you get home. That's what everyone else does."
But even atheists have found that a spray-on faith can be useful.
Whenever I'm debating with a stuffed rabbit, I spray on "Atheist Mist" perfume first.
darling eccles - which one was the stuffed rabit? xx Jess
ReplyDeleteA good questoin, Jessicca dear. De one on de right looks like it's winnin de argument.
DeleteGood to see Pope Francis is up on English literature, as this is an obvious reference to ”The Vicar of Spray”.
ReplyDeletePlus the Vicar’s aspirations were not lost on the Holy Father: “And I had been a Jesuit, but for the Revolution”
I've just heard that Liverpool Archdiocese has given permission for Spray Masses for the Let's Spray Bilingual and Translation movement.
ReplyDeleteAaaand there goes the quarter-million mark! (As usual, I missed the moment itself.) Congrats and ad muddles annals!
ReplyDeleteThanks, bruvver Wal.
DeleteWhy are Dawkins and the rabbit debating in a photo booth?
ReplyDeleteApparently Dawkins told the rabbit that it was just a meaningless collection of chemical reactions.
The rabbit told Dawkins to get stuffed.
Burrito, I am surprised you think a rabit could be so rood. You must have met some very rood and norty rabits in your time. In my experience, rabits is ever so polite and not rood.
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